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All the stories that happened

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers.. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only.. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Keep cool. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Approved for veterans. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. not for resale. First pull up, then pull down. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Your mileage may vary. If the flow controls supplied are not installed, this unit will not operate properly. Keep out of reach of children. Close cover before striking. No merchantability expressed or implied. Parental discretion is advised. Sold as a novelty item only. Although robust enough for general use, adventures into the esoteric periphery may reveal unexpected quirks. May cause abdominal cramping and loose stools. Not designed or intended for use in control of aircraft, air traffic, aircraft navigation or aircraft communications; or in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility.. May contain traces of various nuts and seeds.

This supersedes all previous notices.